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SBM Exclusive: Conversations Not Meant To Be Public – Will Muschamp Calls a Staffing Agency

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by J-Dub and Meehan

When a football team becomes a train wreck, much like the Florida Gators have become, sometimes the concept of “team” starts to show cracks. As we have been prone to do in this series, we find those cracks and expose them to you, the blog-reading public.

It seems that several such cracks have surfaced in Gainesville. It seems that Gator head coach Will Muschamp may be concerned about his future employment status as indicated by this conversation between Muschamp and a Gainesville-area staffing firm which was intercepted* by Sports Blog Movement.

*Legal Disclaimer – J-Dub and Meehan have a strange way of defining certain terms. “Intercepted” should be read as “completely fucking fabricated” by these two jamokes during yet another of their nights spent making Pine-Sol and Sterno shooters until 6 a.m. Despite that, we here at Sports Blog Movement would be willing to bet these guys probably aren’t far from the truth…

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SBM Exclusive: Conversations Not Meant To Be Public – Tom Coughlin and Giants’ Backup Quarterback Curtis Painter

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by J-Dub and Meehan

When a football team becomes a train wreck, much like the New York Giants have become, sometimes the concept of “team” starts to show cracks. As we have been prone to do in this series, we find those cracks and expose them to you, the blog-reading public.

It seems that several such cracks have surfaced with the New York Giants. We recently illustrated one such crack between slacker quarterback and Nazi-wannabe Tom Coughlin. Well, it just so happens that we here at Sports Blog Movement intercepted* another such conversation between Coughlin and back-up quarterback Curtis Painter in which Painter is clearly trying to curry Coughlin’s favor.

*Legal Disclaimer – J-Dub and Meehan have a strange way of defining certain terms. “Intercepted” should be read as “completely fucking fabricated” by these two jamokes during yet another of their nights spent making Pine-Sol and Sterno shooters until 6 a.m. Despite that, we here at Sports Blog Movement would be willing to bet these guys probably aren’t far from the truth…

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SBM Exclusive: Conversations Not Meant To Be Public – Tom Coughlin and Eli Manning

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by J-Dub and Meehan

When a football team becomes a train wreck, much like the New York Giants have become, sometimes the concept of “team” starts to show cracks. As we have been prone to do in this series, we find those cracks and expose them to you, the blog-reading public.

It seems that just such a crack has surfaced with the New York Giants. for quite a while, there have been rumors that Eli Manning may not be the most disciplined quarterback out there, and that may be a problem for Nazi-wannabe Tom Coughlin. We here at Sports Blog Movement intercepted* a conversation between these two that may bear out Eli’s lackadaisical nature.

*Legal Disclaimer – J-Dub and Meehan have a strange way of defining certain terms. “Intercepted” should be read as “completely fucking fabricated” by these two jamokes during yet another of their nights spent snorting Pixie Sticks and D-Con until 6 a.m. Despite that, we here at Sports Blog Movement would be willing to bet these guys probably aren’t far from the truth…

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SBM Exclusive: Conversations Not Meant To Be Public – Dusty Baker And Walt Jocketty

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by J-Dub and Meehan

Now that baseball season is over for most teams, their focus starts to shift toward next year. One team that needs to be looking to next year is the Cincinnati Reds. Everybody has seen this club get built into a perennial contender in the NL Central, and everybody has seen this club not be able to get it done come October. There’s an old baseball adage that say when you need to make a change, you can’t fire the players, so you fire the manager.

It seems that Reds general manager Walt Jocketty was thinking about firing some people after the Reds notched what many consider to be yet another disappointing end to this season.  According to CBS Sports, Jocketty had been considering making hitting coach Brook Jacoby the sacrificial lamb until a conversation occurred between himself and manager Dusty Baker. While CBS Sports didn’t provide details of that conversation, we knew here at SBM we needed to get the details* because there had to be an explanation why Baker was given a two-year contract extension last year only to get fired when Jocketty wasn’t even thinking of firing him.

*Legal Disclaimer – J-Dub and Meehan have a strange way of defining certain terms. “Get the details” should be read as “completely fucking fabricated” by these two jamokes during yet another of their nights spent drinking brake fluid and  Red Bull until 6 a.m. Despite that, we here at Sports Blog Movement would be willing to bet these guys probably aren’t far from the truth…

The phone rings in Walt Jocketty’s office. He glances at the Caller ID, takes a heavy sigh, and picks up the receiver.

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SBM Exclusive: Conversations Not Meant To Be Public – Ben Roethlisberger and Todd Haley

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by J-Dub and Meehan

There’s an old saying in sports that winning cures everything. Naturally, the opposite of that is what losing does. One thing we know for sure  is that losing strains the relationships between players and coaches, and given the steaming pile of infected monkey shit the Steelers’ season has become, we are amazed knife fights aren’t a daily occurrence in the Pittsburgh locker room.  One of the things leading us to that belief is this text thread between Steeler quarterback Ben Roethislberger and offensive coordinator Todd Haley our crack research staff here at Sports Blog Movement intercepted* yesterday. We offer this completely without comment as an indicator how things are really going in the Steel City.

*Legal Disclaimer – J-Dub and Meehan have a strange way of defining certain terms. This statement could only be seen as factually correct if you took the word “intercepted” to mean “completely fucking fabricated by these two jamokes during yet another of their late-night cheap wine and Xanax festivals.” But you have to admit, these guys probably aren’t far from the truth…

BR:  Looking forward to putting our differences aside and getting a win this Sunday @NYJets

TH:  We got this one.

BR:  Feeling good about this game.  C U at the practice field.

TH:  Don’t forget what I told you about getting rid of the ball faster.  I don’t want to see you in a body cast.

BR:  LOL.  I’m the most well-built quarterback in the NFL.  I think I can handle it LMAO.

TH:  For real. U R handling us all the way to 0-5. Get rid of the fucking ball. 

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