Coach’s Rant Bracket: The Furious Four


We’re down to the Furious Four. It’s Gundy vs. Elia and Weaver vs. Edwards as we inch ever closer to crowning a champion.  Gundy knocked off David Bennett pretty handily after Bennett’s “Act Like Dogs” made a respectable run in the tournament. Elia took down Da’ Coach by a close margin. The number one overall Earl Weaver is still alive after defeating Denny Green. And finally, the only non-one seed in the furious four, Herm Edwards moved on after ousting Mike Mahanic.

Yes, this tournament will drag on for another round. Believe me, I’m just as tired of it as you are. But nevertheless, get your votes in early and often.


1. Mike Gundy “I’m a Man, I’m 40!”


1. Lee Elia “They Can Kiss My Fucking Ass”


This might be the true championship match-up right here. Can Gundy’s non-vulgar rant compete with the obscenity-laced Elia tirade?


1. Earl Weaver “Baltimore Orioles Baseball Fucking Network” 


2. Herman Edwards “You Play to Win the Game” 


Based on the chart, it appears that Edwards will have trouble in this match-up. But then again, I said the same thing last week and his rant knocked off a one seed. Can Herm keep the Cinderella story going against number one overall Earl Weaver?


Vote now! Let’s get this shit over with!


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