Daily Archives: April 11, 2013

SBM Exclusive Feature: The BLAST-CAST – Volume 6: A Blogger’s Mastery of The Masters

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Some people think they have tough jobs. Cops, firefighters, even the guys on Seal Team 6 can give you an argument about who has the roughest gig. With all due respect, those guys are all pussies compared to our guest Blast-Caster.

Chris Humpherys from SportsChump is the official bartender of Sports Blog Movement, and just from J-Dub’s rampant alcoholism alone, that’s a more dangerous job than storming the beach at Normandy against a full army of eight-dicked, syphillitic, Ron Jeremy-clone space monster zombies.

That notwithstanding, with in honor of today being the opening day of the Masters, the esteemed Mr. Humpherys has been kind enough to share some of the insights he collected first-hand by being on the grounds at Augusta National during last year’s tournament.

Click here to listen to or download the Blast-Cast (MP3 format) from TalkShoe. The Sports Blog Movement Blast-Cast is now also available on ITunes.

Even if you aren’t a golf officianado, this is  “can’t miss” stuff for any sports fan!

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Coach’s Rant Bracket: The Furious Four

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We’re down to the Furious Four. It’s Gundy vs. Elia and Weaver vs. Edwards as we inch ever closer to crowning a champion.  Gundy knocked off David Bennett pretty handily after Bennett’s “Act Like Dogs” made a respectable run in the tournament. Elia took down Da’ Coach by a close margin. The number one overall Earl Weaver is still alive after defeating Denny Green. And finally, the only non-one seed in the furious four, Herm Edwards moved on after ousting Mike Mahanic.

Yes, this tournament will drag on for another round. Believe me, I’m just as tired of it as you are. But nevertheless, get your votes in early and often.

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1. Mike Gundy “I’m a Man, I’m 40!”

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1. Lee Elia “They Can Kiss My Fucking Ass”

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This might be the true championship match-up right here. Can Gundy’s non-vulgar rant compete with the obscenity-laced Elia tirade?

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1. Earl Weaver “Baltimore Orioles Baseball Fucking Network” 

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2. Herman Edwards “You Play to Win the Game” 

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Based on the chart, it appears that Edwards will have trouble in this match-up. But then again, I said the same thing last week and his rant knocked off a one seed. Can Herm keep the Cinderella story going against number one overall Earl Weaver?

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Vote now! Let’s get this shit over with!

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