A week ago, Dennis Rodman — the Dark Knight — traveled to North Korea on a mission to save the world. Upon his return, it seemed that some degree of progress had been made. Rodman told us that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un wasn’t such a bad guy. He’s just misunderstood. All that world domination talk? Those were just his father’s words. He doesn’t want to go to war guys, he just want’s to talk!
Today, North Korea made this announcement:
“When we shell (the missiles), Washington, which is the stronghold of evils, …. will be engulfed in a sea of fire.”
What happened to talking about basketball!? Did Obama forget to call!? That must be it. And now Kimmy is PISSED! He tried to play nice for once. For the first time in his life, he wasn’t the “evil dictator” that the world expects him to be. And what does he get? Obama doesn’t even call!? DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!